#james potter
James: What is it you like so much about Remus’ clothes?
Sirius: That he looks homeless.
Sirius: But like a sexy homeless…
James: You look good today…
James: Pro-homo.
Sirius: Don’t know mean no homo?
James: No, I mean pro-homo. We support the gays here.
Sirius: Remus? What are you doing?
Remus: I’m trying to find out who designed the cover art for this book!
Sirius: …why
Remus: Because it is HIDEOUS and I want to burn the designer over a fire fueled by their own book.
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JILY - James Potter x Lily Evans
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“I don’t have all of the answers to the world. I don’t know everything about life and marriage and happiness. But I do know what love is. And I do know that when love is real, and when love is in its strongest form, it is the most powerful thing on this earth. It kills, saves lives, heals wounds, and most of all, brings hope. That is what you have done for me, Lily.”
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Sirius: do you wanna fight?
Remus:about?
Sirius: i don’t know anything? What’s your favourite…food
Remus: Chochlate you know this?
Sirius: chochlate isn’t real food
Remus: *gasp* Oh fuck you
Sirius: Fuck chochlate
Remus: Oh you absolut piece of shit complete idiot…. Uncultured bastard.. Oh you know what? This, this is why your crush doesn’t like you back
Sirius: *Remus being his crush* damn moons that was harsh
Remus:.. I’m only partly sorry, but you know even if your dear dear love doesn’t like you back you’ll always have me.
Sirius: *whispering* idiot..
After James and Lily had gone into hiding Petunia sent a letter to Lilys old adress. Unaware that Lily was in hiding. In said letter she talked about wanting to meet up and talk and that she’s sorry. It was short, formal. The only thing suggesting they knew each other was the signing and greeting; to Lil, from Tunie.
Lily never recives the letter. Petunia is mad and angry because Lily mever responds. She put part of her heart into it and Lily doesn’t even responds… Then Harry Potter shows up on her doorstep
Sirius:Mom-
Euphemia: Yes dear-
James turning around in a turning chair: You sit down Euphemia- Sirius love are you okay
Euphemia:James!
James: Not now grandma
Sirius:…
~“Do you know why the Chicken crossed the road?”
He thought for a whole few seconds before answering with a no
“To get to the idiots house” Her smile grew slightly.
Sirius looked at her confused.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?” He didn’t understand this joke so far
“The chicken” He looked at her even more confused
“The chicken who?” She looked defeated
“The chicken who crossed the road” It took him a few seconds before he understood
“-OH YOU SWINE MCKINNON YOU ABSOLUT SHIT” The words sounded mean but he was laughing and so was she~
Marlene and Sirius 13 years old
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Imagine Sirius, innocently thrown into prision. No one left that loves him, atleast he doesn’t think anyone does. He’s completly alone and he wonders often. Where is Remus now. Is he trying tonbreak Sirius out? Is he searching for Peter the rat? Was he alone at nights? Had he forgotten about Sirius, was Sirius the only one cursed to forever wonder what if. Did Remus have a wife or a man, kids? A dog. Did the dog remind him of Sirius or had they gotten a small yellow one insyesd if a large black dog. Was Remus still alive. That one hurt the most. Sirius didn’t even know if Remus was still out there.
Sirius: Remus is so pretty, and hot and handsome and
James: Yeah he is
Sirius: - i want him to slam me up against a wall, and i want him to hold me until the dead of night and- James? What the fuck
James: What!? Did you not just say the same things i agreed on?
Sirius blushing: Yeah well ehm
James:… - HOLD ON DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANT HIM TO SLAM YOU UO AGAINST A WALL-
My hc of marauders lovelife - or more James and co
James sees Lily around december first year and She’s very pretty and that’s where the crush starts. Second year rolls around, now he asks her out she says no. he’s an annoying 12 year old so he asks again. Third year, he’s much cooler now a whole thirteen so he asks her out once a month and then she gets a boyfriend so he stops. Until they break up. fourth year and first half of fifth year is similar.
Fifth year, 1976, the marauders are about to crash. But that’s something James doesn’t know right now and oh, he runs into Regulus once, Twice, thirce. A few times and then they kiss. A lot of more few times. They’re not dating but oh how they would date if it wasn’t for life because they like each other so so much.
First half of sixth year is caos but pretty good. Sirius and Remus are becoming friends again. James and Regulus are falling in love slowly. Lily dumps her boyfriend. Remus finds a girlfriend. Sirius is unhappy. James and Regulus are having a good time… Barty has suddenly become funny. Remus breaks up with his girlfriend. James and Regulus are falling out of love.
Lily likes James, James likes Regulus, Barty likes Regulus. Regulus likes Barty. James likes Lily. Regulus likes James. By January it’s caos again but worse. (Sirius and Remus are fighting again and Peter has been heartbroken)
Lily likes James a bit more than Regulus likes him. James likes Lily a lot. Barty likes Regulus a lot….
Marauders dorm second year
Sirius: Do you guys have any plans tonight?
Peter: Your mom
Remus and James: *Laughing* good one pete
Sirius:
headcanon that after Remus died James, Lily and Sirius didn’t know he’d died him until Harry used the recreation stone and Remus appeard with them
Sirius calling himself James older brother and/or calling James his little brother just to annoy James cause he refuses to stand for this slander. Like signing letters to Effy and Monty with ~James older brother~ or stealing James’s letters and sign them ~Sirius little brother~
In their first year Sirius asks Remus what his biggest wish is
Remus says he wish he saw the last full moon
Sirius beams at him and says they can watch the next moon together. Remus just smiles
Three weeks later Remus is sick and Sirius is in an extremly bad mood.
Remus spends the whole full moon alone
The next day Sirius says they’ll watch the next moon together
By the next moon Sirius has forgotten what he said, but Remus remembers. He remembers everytime the moon rises how Sirius made a promise they’d watch the moon together. They never do
Canonically James doesn’t get glasses until fifth year
This is information i wish i didn’t know
Marauders If they ✨marble games✨
Or im sad and chose for marauders to endure my pain
Sirius & Remus (closest to the wall)
Remus would sacrafice himself. He would lie and say they would play fair because both of them wanted the other to live. “Pinky promise to not lose purposly” “Pinky promise”. Remus is crossing his fingers behind his back. Sirius would go first and do a weak throw but still far enough that he wouldn’t break their rules. Remus would look at him tears in his eyes and a small sad smile before barely dropping his marble. “Remus what are you- no moons you promised you promised you would be fair” “I’ve loved you all my life, i’ll love you in The next” Sirius would cry and scream and try to get him to throw another one and Remus would just hug him. Sirius wins
Marlene & Dorcas (guess how many)
They’d do The one to guess how many marbles you’re holding because “Let’s test ourintuition.” They would laugh mostly out of pain. They would play fair a few rounds. They didn’t say it but they knew without saying that they wouldn’t look at each other, it would be too hard. Marlene was never good with rules. She’d take one look at Dorcas and realise the situation, If anyone was gonna make it out of there it would not be herself. Dorcas was trying to be sneaky and make Marlene win, she wasn’t careful laying out marbles in her hand she made sure Marlene could see exactly how many was in her hands. Marlene guessed wrong everytime. Dorcas Slowly realise what’s happening. Marlene figured out her game and made her own. There was no way for Dorcas to lose. She refuses to continue but Marlene takes her hands “Please Dorcas please live for The both of us” Marlene lost
James & Lily (i don’t even think they’d play anything they’d just spend the time talking)
They spend the time talking about their future ignoring everything around them. They talk about where they’re gonna live and the names of their future children and how many dogs they’re gonna have (“We’re not getting six dogs James” “Why not?” “how will we have time?” “We’ll make time” “What about our kids?” “We’ll just make more time"he smiles) Lily is the first one to comment about the situation. She says she’ll sacrafice herself, he has too good of a heart to die. James declines. Says he won’t let her die for him. They argue for a good amount of time. They come to the conclusion that neither will let the other die for them so they’re gonna die together. They laugh and cry and hold hands but in the last seconds James shoes his marbles into her hands and she screams at him but he pushes her forward befire she can give them back to him. Lily wins
Peter & Mary (They spend most of the time trying to decide what game to play)
Mary and Peter being the ones to play together was mostly a slump. They’re trying to decide what to play. Mary suggest the normal marble games Peter suggest the guessing game. They’re not sure. Mary starts to cry that she doesn’t want anyone to die. Peter agrees ("Why us?” “I don’t know Mar i don’t know”) instead of playing anything they talk about their past and their school years and anything and everything really. Peter doesn’t wanna die. Really it comes down to that in the end. Mary choiskg Peter as her partner was the end. He steals her marbles and betrays her. Mary lost (“We played fair im so sad she wasn’t suppost to die” he’d lie)
- And Bonus bc i love pain
James & Sirius
James again looses willingly. He wouldn’t ever let Sirius die for him. Sirius tried so hard to lose. James gave him everything, a friend, a family, something to live for, happiness. He’s not gonna let James give him his life. James on the other hand is a stel ahead of him. Knows sirius in and out and knows exactly Sirius plan and let himself make a new plan. Sirius will never forgive himself for letting James lose
Sirius & Regulus
Regulus tries to lose. He’s always been a shitty brother might atleast let himself do something for Sirius. Sirius has things to live for, he does not. Sirius would never let his little brother die for him. He’d so anything to protect him til the end. Sirius loses and Regulus will forever be mad at Sirius for it
Okay the rest you’ll have to think of yourself because break your own hearts
Lily & Remus
Marlene & Mary
Marlene & Sirius (these two stubborn bitches)
Remus & James
Lily & Sirius
James & Peter (oh i wonder how this would go//sarcasm Peter would betray him and kill him)
Gideon & Fabian
Maybe one Day i’ll write the rest but it’s not today. I hope you all are in pain after this <3 sorry but like not completly sorry just like partly
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