So if there’s a Chuck Tingle in the Ted Lasso Universe, do you think he’s ever written a book starring a handsome coach named Red Glasso who gets railed by his own sentient mustache?
Lindsay Higgins, addressing his pre-teen youth club on the subject of Honour Your Father And Your Mother: ‘Charlie I don’t care how embarrassing yourparents are: I’ve read the entirety of my parents’ manuscripts for the Red Glasso series, including enough shower scenes that mean I will never be able to look a single member of the Richmond football team in the eye again. If I can get through that, you can get through your dad’s embarrassing singing at family barbeques.’
I’d also like to propose that if Higgins writes a book for each member of the team, the Richmond boys are very, very happy about this and all make sure they get advanced copies and compare notes on whose book is best rated on GoodReads or whatever.
It’s all in good fun, except when Roy finds out about the book starring Troy Rent, a gruff yet brooding coach whose ongoing physical therapy for a bashed knee ends up having him in a variety of interesting positions with a suspiciously-named Jamie Pie (Higgins was quite proud of that one) and does not take it well. Everyone has to hide their copy and pretend like hell that they haven’t read this one, no, honest Roy, we haven’t…
(Colin is disproportionately excited about his book coming out but then fumes for a week when his character is made Scottish. Isaac will not stop laughing about it.)
I accept characters mostly from the fandoms I listed at the top of my profile, but I’m not against characters from other fandoms- even if I don’t personnaly know them. I will not do OCs, tho, sorry ! ^^’ If you want to propose a character through my ask box, precise it’s for this thing !
Just saying, if you’re gonna shit on people for using the Bible in their practice then you might wanna do some research on the variety of practitioners that use the Bible. Not limited to Christian witches, Christopagan witches and folk practitioners. Rootworkers, Brujas and many other practitioners use it too.
When a person says that they’d just love to have my experience I just want to say, “Really? You want the frequent headaches, the ringing sound in your head that’s not really there but you’re beyond exhausted like all the time that at this point being tired is just a continuous state of being for you, and no amount of sleep can alleviate your constant dread of social situations and being in noisy places and second guessing yourself ALL THE TIME even when you know there’s no reason to but its just that being deaf is like having a phantom sense and you’re always wondering if there’s a sound there or if something’s happening here and you’re not hearing it but no worries because someone will be there to make you feel like a total piece shit for not hearing them speaking to you?”
Let me know how that goes as you realize it’s not a simple matter of plugging up your ears.
Had a dream about beauty and the beast and I was a stick of butter but beast was pissed I wasn’t do my job right then threatened to throw me into the fireplace I said ‘if it’ll make you feel butter’ the guy couldn’t have yeeted harder I laughed myself awake
People are asking whether the pilot of the Ever Given will still have a job after this, but honestly, I’d be surprised if the owner of the Ever Given will still have a job after this. When this is over, Evergreen Marine is going to get sued by every shipping insurance company on the planet. Like, I’m not even exaggerating for effect here: I mean every single one.
IIRC, Boats going through the Suez Canal are legally required to have a designated Suez Canal Pilot take the ship through it. So the Ever Given may well be in the clear because their people weren’t the ones who crashed the boat
That absolutely will not stop potential litigants from claiming that Evergreen was negligent by sending the Ever Given through the Canal in the first place.
(Of course, Evergreen will obviously claim that it was the Canal authority’s responsibility to determine whether it was appropriate to send the Ever Given through, not theirs, and now we’re off to the races!)
I am not, and was not ever, a shipping lawyer. I did, however, work down the hall from a whole team of them, so I picked up a thing or two over after-work beers. You cannot predict, nor hope to predict, just how arcane and byzantine a really good shipping law action is going to get. And this promises not just to be really good, but possibly the best that has ever been seen. And the shipping claims are merely the centre-ring to a multi-ring circus of insurance, reinsurance and otherwise unspecified contract claims. We’re not just off the races, we’re getting a side trip to the zoo, a night at the opera and probably some folk dancing thrown in. The last time I can recall a single non-war event that embuggeranced this many contracts, it was the unexpected postponement of Edward VII’s coronation due to inflammation of the Royal Appendix.
@andrewwolfe i entered an inkstained haze and then awoke 2 hours later with this, enjoy
get out the popcorn!
things are definitely heating up in the shipping fandom
