#luke castellan
Annabeth: What exactly is your plan?
Percy: I told you! Save everyone and get to camp safely.
Annabeth: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.
Jason: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Nico: To have a childhood.
Jason: I turned out just fine.
Nico: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jason: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE.
Reyna: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.
Nico: Not to be over dramatic, but I’d rather die.
Nico: What am I allergic to?
Hazel: Pollen… and the full spectrum of human emotion.
I personally feel like Kronos took the phrase “Family Dinner” a bit too serious.
Will: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Nico: I never had one.
Will: An imagination or a childhood?
Jason: Are you straight or gay?
Percy: Yes.
Leo: Calypso is mad at me, and I’m not clear why.
Lester: Okay, were you talking before she got upset?
Leo:Yes.
Lester: That’s probably it.
Rick Riordan: These books will wreck your evening, your day and your whole life.
Me, when those books wrecked my evening, my day and my whole life: the BETRAYAL!
Percy: Netflix and chill.
Nico: Blockbuster and cockthruster.
Piper: Imax and climax.
Frank:
Frank: Church and praying for forgiveness.
On a scale of one to Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, how lesbian are you?
Reyna: I finally know why no one has a crush on me.
Nico: Why?
Reyna: I am too strong to be crushed.
Annabeth: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Piper: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.
Jason: It’s called connotation.
Nico: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Leo: Great news! Language is now cancelled!
i was bored and i did this, so i want to know your opinion about it
*ik a girl can’t be a twink but Hazel fits there (somehow)* artist: viriaPost link
Leo: You’re doing it wrong.
Jason: I’m not taking advice from you! You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’!
Reyna: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Piper: Why are there just pictures of you?
Reyna: Because I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Reposting this selfie with @hankgthomas because it is the greatest selfie I have ever taken, and I will likely never top it.
I finally did @alexcopeman ’s dtiys. Congrats Alex on over 7k followers!!! Go check out the original artist. Their artworks are so cool!
