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Percy Jackson vs Luke Castellan Sketch
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Luke Castellan Sketch
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Grover to Percy: everyone hates their parents
Don’t be ashamed,
You’ll grow up
You’ll come through
You’ll have kids
And they’ll hate you too
Samirah: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want?
Magnus: A falafel.
Alex: There’s no falafel on the menu.
Magnus: I want a falafel.
Samirah: Magnus, we’re at KFC.
Magnus: Quiero una falafel.
Jack: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.
Percy: You’re so short, Nico. What can you see down there?
Nico: Everyone’s IQ.
How we see Jason: supportive and a protective friend, Solangelo #1 shipper, mature, soft boy.
How he actually is: dead.
Nico: Will and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s -
Will: - sentences.
Nico: Don’t interrupt me.
Magnus: We’ll stand together even in life and death.
Samirah: Probably death.
Alex: Death for sure.
Annabeth: What exactly is your plan?
Percy: I told you! Save everyone and get to camp safely.
Annabeth: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.
Jason: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Nico: To have a childhood.
Jason: I turned out just fine.
Nico: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jason: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE.
Reyna: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.
Nico: Not to be over dramatic, but I’d rather die.
Nico: What am I allergic to?
Hazel: Pollen… and the full spectrum of human emotion.
I personally feel like Kronos took the phrase “Family Dinner” a bit too serious.
Will: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Nico: I never had one.
Will: An imagination or a childhood?
Jason: Are you straight or gay?
Percy: Yes.
Leo: Calypso is mad at me, and I’m not clear why.
Lester: Okay, were you talking before she got upset?
Leo:Yes.
Lester: That’s probably it.
Rick Riordan: These books will wreck your evening, your day and your whole life.
Me, when those books wrecked my evening, my day and my whole life: the BETRAYAL!
Percy: Netflix and chill.
Nico: Blockbuster and cockthruster.
Piper: Imax and climax.
Frank:
Frank: Church and praying for forgiveness.
On a scale of one to Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, how lesbian are you?
Reyna: I finally know why no one has a crush on me.
Nico: Why?
Reyna: I am too strong to be crushed.
