hello! i’m a bisexual, neurodivergent, white-passing native american who’s currently sixteen years old and unemployed. i’m an eclectic and solitary witch who follows an undecided path but does practice divination. i’m in an abusive and toxic situation where my religion and sexuality is denied, shamed, and unaccepted. i’m struggling finically and i have mental as well as physical health issues. i’ve been diagnosed with anorexia nervosa disorder, borderline personality disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, and more. (message me for details!) my goal is to leave my unhealthy household by april of next year.
i know there’s thousands of posts like this and i know mine won’t make it big because i have a humble three hundred and five followers but i need help. i’m offering multiple forms of divination as a way to earn money. prices ARE negotiable. blessed be and boost this if you can! these are the services i’m currently offering…
✨candle flame readings
✨dream interpretations
✨horoscope readings
✨pendulum readings
✨sigil making
✨spell casting and writing
to view my prices and rules, check out my services page. to request any of my services, send me a message. to leave a review, use my submission box. for questions, send me an ask.
I’m so sorry to be asking like this but I am in serious need of money. I don’t have a job currently and I am searching so hard right now. I have filled out 40 job applications in three weeks and nobody has called e back. I only have enough money for basic, cheap groceries like ramen. If you send in money I will do Pendulum Readings for simple yes or no questions since I am just a beginner. I really genuinely hate asking like his but I don’t want to be kicked out of my apartment for failure to pay rent. My part of rent is $366/month. Payments Here… Anything helps! Thank you for your’e time!
hello! i’m a bisexual, neurodivergent, white-passing native american who’s currently sixteen years old and unemployed. i’m an eclectic and solitary witch who follows an undecided path but does practice divination. i’m in an abusive and toxic situation where my religion and sexuality is denied, shamed, and unaccepted. i’m struggling finically and i have mental as well as physical health issues. i’ve been diagnosed with anorexia nervosa disorder, borderline personality disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, and more. (message me for details!) my goal is to leave my unhealthy household by april of next year.
i know there’s thousands of posts like this and i know mine won’t make it big because i have a humble three hundred and five followers but i need help. i’m offering multiple forms of divination as a way to earn money. prices ARE negotiable. blessed be and boost this if you can! these are the services i’m currently offering…
✨candle flame readings
✨dream interpretations
✨horoscope readings
✨pendulum readings
✨sigil making
✨spell casting and writing
to view my prices and rules, check out my services page. to request any of my services, send me a message. to leave a review, use my submission box. for questions, send me an ask.
hello! i’m a bisexual, neurodivergent, white-passing native american who’s currently sixteen years old and unemployed. i’m an eclectic and solitary witch who follows an undecided path but does practice divination. i’m in an abusive and toxic situation where my religion and sexuality is denied, shamed, and unaccepted. i’m struggling finically and i have mental as well as physical health issues. i’ve been diagnosed with anorexia nervosa disorder, borderline personality disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, major depressive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, and more. (message me for details!) my goal is to leave my unhealthy household by april of next year.
i know there’s thousands of posts like this and i know mine won’t make it big because i have a humble three hundred and five followers but i need help. i’m offering multiple forms of divination as a way to earn money. prices ARE negotiable. blessed be and boost this if you can! these are the services i’m currently offering…
✨candle flame readings
✨dream interpretations
✨horoscope readings
✨pendulum readings
✨sigil making
✨spell casting and writing
to view my prices and rules, check out my services page. to request any of my services, send me a message. to leave a review, use my submission box. for questions, send me an ask.
Idk if people in other cultures do this but in Haitian culture we NEVER but bags on the floor. If you put your bag on the floor you will lose money….Haitian superstitions lol
Broke witch tips, now’s the time to go buy all those glass ornaments and use them as spell jars. Walmart, dollar tree, and target should have them on clearance about now.
Take the stem of an apple between your fingers and begin to twist counter clockwise whilst reciting the alphabet. Keep the person of interest in mind. Then refer to the rhyme.
Example:The stem breaks at “A”. The person in mind is currently focusing all their attention on accomplishing a specific goal. This could mean everything aside from this goal has been placed on the backburner and other life aspects are suffering for it.
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“Tom Thumb’s Alphabet”
A was an Archer, who shot at a frog,
B was a Butcher, and had a great dog.
C was a Captain, all covered with lace,
D was a Drunkard, and had a red face.
E was an Esquire, with pride on his brow,
F was a Farmer, and followed the plough.
G was a Gamester, who had but ill-luck,
H was a Hunter and hunted a buck.
I an Innkeeper, who loved to carouse,
J was a Joiner, and built up a house.
K was King William, once governed this land,
L was a Lady, who had a white hand.
M was a Miser, and hoarded up gold,
N was a Nobleman, gallant and bold.
O was an Oyster girl, and went about town,
P was a Parson, and wore a black gown.
Q was a Queen, who wore a silk slip,
R was a Robber, and wanted a whip.
S was a Sailor, and spent all he got,
T was a Tinker, and mended a pot.
U was a Usurer, a miserable elf,
V was a Vintner, who drank all himself.
W was a Watchman, and guarded the door,
X was Expensive, and so became poor.
Y was a Youth, who did not love school,
Z was a Zany, a poor harmless fool.
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To cause confusion:
Simply use the name of that which you want to confuse.
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Anna Elise, she jumped with surprise;
The surprise was so quick, it played her a trick;
The trick was so rare, she jumped in a chair;
The chair was so frail, she jumped in a pail;
The pail was so wet, she jumped in a net;
The net was so small, she jumped on the ball;
The ball was so round, she jumped on the ground;
And ever since then she’s been turning around.
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To trap a spirit:
Recite “Anna Elise” whilst braiding rope and tying knots. Replace the lines after, “…she jumped in the net”, with:
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“…and now I’ve tied the final knot, and in my net was Anna set.
Try all her might, it’s structure is sound,
And ever since then she’s been turning around.”
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At the end of this last line, tie one end of the string to the other to create a circle.
To Overcome Adversity
Or to Strengthen a Wind or Storm:
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Arthur O'Bower has broken his band
And he comes roaring up the land;
The King of Scots with all his power
Cannot stop Arthur of the Bower.
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To Induce Spirit Flight with a “Fail Safe”:
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How many miles to Babylon?
Three score miles and ten.
Can I get there by candle-light?
Yes, and back again.
If your heels are nimble and your toes are light,
You may get there by candle-light.
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Use a small candle and when it burns out, you shall be pulled back to your body.
im going to be offering pay what you wish tarot and oracle readings in order to add to my personal donations to protest and bailout funds
my following isn’t large, and i’m a new reader, but this is a small thing i can do to contribute so if youd like a reading, just donate any amount to the Ko-Fi ive set up, https://ko-fi.com/nosilencestandup and send me an ask or DM regarding what kind of reading you would like
Note: I do not read for questions that would be better answered by a professional.(Legal, medical, financial, etc.) Nor do I accept 3rd party questions. I reserve the right to deny any question.(But will absolutely work to find a question i am comfortable reading about for you.)
If any larger blogs see this and would be able to boost I’d appreciate it greatly!
These are to be used as a supplement in addition to professional medical care, treatment and medication, not as a sole alternative! If you are dealing with extreme, unexplained symptoms please see a doctor.
I’d like to request that you keep gender out of any comments that you make on this. People of various gender identities get periods (or don’t), lets be inclusive here!
Links updated as of April, 2020. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio?Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus?Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it liftssomeone’sbody,it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discouragesstudents from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools
I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…
Bold of you to assume there aren’t sneaky chaotic motherfuckers in every house who would sit up nights poring over their Greek and Latin grammar to come up with a spell to make someone’s nipples fall off just for shits and giggles. And those are the TAME ones.
God help the poor bastards hit by something created by Muggleborns who came to the school well-versed in anime. That hex is gonna be sparkly AND devastating.
“In Nomine Lunae, Ego Te Punire!”
“Oh come on, what exactly is that supposed to HOLY FUCK IT BURNS!”
“CALL ME MUDBLOOD AGAIN BITCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!”
Honestly Harry Potter need some anime nerd friends. Can you imagine how quick the Death Eaters would have been conquered if a Japanese student hit them with a big ole
I got this really pretty Dendritic Opal bracelet in the mail today from Lunar Source! I’ve literally never been so pleased with a gemstone bracelet. Almost every one I’ve ever owned has been just slightly too small for me. Just enough to make them uncomfortable. This shop makes them to order with your provided measurements. Thanks Heather!
See end for additional notes for neurodivergence and disabilities.
Once a Day
Meditate
Visualizing self-cleansing in shower
Write in your journal
Pray to your deities
Once a Week
Cleanse sleeping area
Put stones, tarot, etc. in the moonlight
Write in grimoire
Present offering to deities
At least one spell
Once a Month
Cleanse the entire month
Do a dedication ritual to deities
Read a new witchy book
Express appreciation to those you love
Please recognize that this is not definitive. Not everyone can follow this, whether you have time between jobs or school or you don’t have the spoons for it. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANY LESS OF A WITCH. While I recommend some type of scheduled practice, tailored to your style, I know it’s not right for everyone.
Obviously you guys don’t have to make a schedule for yourselves or anything but building in daily practice is a lot about growing your craft and yourselves not just as witches or pagans but as people in general.
As for the spoonies out there I know you may not have enough energy to do all of the things every day or every week or every month. Do what you can, and love yourself. One thing I read somewhere is that anything worth doing is worth doing halfway. What this means is that doing something halfway is better than not doing it at all. Like for instance flossing. Flossing your teeth once a week is better than not flossing at all. Don’t feel at the end of the week when you feel like flossing that just cause you haven’t flossed all week there’s no point. There always is. Take care of Yourselves.
Note: I have not been able to read through all of these yet, I am slowly making my way down the list. If there is a book that is offensive or incorrect please send me a message and I will review it and remove it from the list if necessary.
