#incorrect avengers quotes
Tony, gesturing to a new suit he made with Y/N: I’ve done it!
*the suit falls apart*
Tony, to Y/N: What have you done?!
Steve, to Natasha: I don’t need help dating. I’ve been on loads of dates.
Steve, under his breath: I’ve only been on one.
Y/N:What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Natasha:The audacity.
Wade:Have you done LSD?
Peter P:Nope.
Wade:God dammit!
Y/N: We are on opposite sides of the tomato- no. I mean-
Natasha: What? You mean coin? Two sides of a coin.
Y/N: Yes, I said that.
Natasha:Crushes are the worst.
Y/N: Yeah. Whenever I’m around mine, I start acting stupid.
Natasha: But you’re always acting stupid.
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about it too hard.
Natasha:
Tony: I know all the bad things about me.
Tony: I’m just never gonna change them.
Tony:I thought one of you were pregnant because there are weird foods in the fridge.
Y/N: Those are mine. So shut the fuck up.
Natasha, about Clint: At first I wanted to kill him.
Natasha:But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him.
Loki:Not evil anymore, I want to be loved.
Loki not even 5 minutes later: Evil again.
Quill: Look, I don’t think-
Tony: Oh don’t worry, I’m very much aware.
Quill: …Are you always such an ass?
Tony: No, you just bring out the best in me.
Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.
Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.
Sam:Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.
Clint: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Rhodey: [helps Tony onto the counter]
Loki: [pushes Thor off the sofa]
Natasha: [to Sam] As you can see, there are two types of siblings.
Peter: Is Mr Barnes always this…. Murderous? Or did something happen?
Sam: I mean, he’s not really a sunshine and smiles kinda person, but he’s definitely on the war path today. Apparently some idiot made Stark sad.
Fury: [to the Avengers] Did none of you, think this was a bad idea?!
Tony: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
Tony: I HAVE A PLAN!
Bruce: I’m already terrified.
Loki: Something’s wrong. Every time I’m near Anthony, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpations. I think he’s trying to poison me.
Thor: No, those are feelings.
Loki:They’re distracting, make them stop.
Steve: Natasha and Sam are drunk and trying to play matchmaker with us again… Should I remind them that we’re married?
Tony: No, it’s more fun this way.
Bucky: Be realistic and relax.
Tony: It’s either be realistic or relax. I can’t multitask today.
