#number five

five-and-klaus:

Five: I wasn’t hurt that badly

Five: Delores said all my bleeding was internal

Five: that’s where my blood is supposed to be

five-and-klaus:

Five: how did you find me?

The Handler: oh I saw a huge explosion and thought now who could that be?

Klaus: Aww, you’re so cute when you’re angry

Five: Then prepare yourself, because I’m about to get really fucking adorable

Here is a Klaus Hargreeves drawing I started back in July when season 2 came out. I’ve been looking for ways to make my backgrounds more interesting hence the slight psychedelic vibe.

allison: you’re like school in july

leonard:

allison: no class

allison: i don’t dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.

klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

five:

klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight

five:

klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU’LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-

five: SHUT THE FUCK UP

ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?

five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-

klaus:SMAD

*debating*

luther: *finishes argument*

reginald: your turn, number two.

diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit

grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say

diego: what up?

klaus: who dis be?

five: no, he’s dead. this is his son.

diego: who ate all the powdered donuts

allison, staring at klaus: i think i might have an idea

klaus, covered in white powder: it wasn’t me!

diego: you’re literally covered in the powder!

klaus: …. it’s cocaine

~ Later ~

diego: oh, the donuts were in the fridge.

diego:

diego:

diego:KLAUS

c0ffeeb1ack:

c0ffeeb1ack:

the morals leaving my body when i see five kill the entire commission board in cold blood and still want him to be my favorite character

Anybody: Where do you see yourself in 10 years

Five:*flashbacks to the apocalypse*

Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*

Five:

Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*

Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.