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Loki: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Thor: *exasperated* Not by the law!
Poseidon: I did something terrible
Hermes: It’s okay, I’ll get the shovel
Poseidon: Wait, what do you think I did?!
Hermes: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know
Hera: Everyone has their demons
Hera: This is mine his name is Zeus
Apollo: *walks into an art museum*
Apollo: I’m here to donate myself
Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words
Athena: Not my fucking problem
Ex-Dark Lord: Please let me out!
Dark Curse: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Ex-Dark Lord: I’m trapped in your head!
Dark Curse: Listen, I’m not interested.
Kind:Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed
Laid-Back:No
Kind:This was a gentle reminder but your words of defiance brings me UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF RAGE!
Main Hero: If you were a spider, how would you wear your socks?
Cautious: All eight matching.
Cool: Opposite feet matching, but otherwise up to four distinct pairs.
Airheaded: Total sock anarchy!
Energetic: Color wheel, obviously.
Chef: “I will acquire your garbage food. But when your stomachs start aching in pain later on… Don’t come crying to me.”
Glimmer: The results are in. I’m afraid you have updog.
Catra: What’s updog?
Glimmer: Bow! Get in here! I TOLD you I could do it!
Reiji, teaching Serena how to drive: OK, you’re driving and Yuto and Yuri walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Serena: Definitely Yuri.
Reiji, massaging his temples: The brakes, Serena. You hit the brakes.
Gyro: Okay, I need the worst idea possible.
Johnny: Push-ups on a diving board.
Hot Pants: I wish I could understand what’s going on in whatever you two have in place of brains.
Mista: I hate being high why do I keep hearing footsteps
Fugo: Are you walking?
Mista: Oh shit
Josuke: woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air
Polnareff: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound power?
Jotaro: take a nap
Kakyoin: you just woke up
Jotaro: take a nap
Haru: If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?
Sayaka: Haru, love, I have like, the best news for you.
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
Olli: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Joonas: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.
Tommi: It’s called connotations.
Niko: Try this one for size! “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” versus “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Joel: Great news! Language is now banned.
Joel: Could you be any more annoying?Joonas:Easily.
