#tua klaus
Klaus: How the fuck do people stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.
Five: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.
Ben: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Klaus: Is that not half the reason why I’m your best friend in the first place?
Klaus: First kisses are exciting - you don’t know how they’ll kiss until you kiss them, it’s a big love mystery. How are they gonna kiss? How am I gonna kiss? Do I lean left? Do I lean right? More tongue? Less tongue? Should I pinch their nipple or is it too early for that?
Klaus: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly ran over.
Diego: You were ran over?!
Klaus: Lightly ran over. I didn’t want to frighten you.
Waiter: [hands Klaus his check] here’s your bill, sir.
Klaus: [places down uno reverse card] here you go.
Ben: Wait, stop, think!
Klaus: No, no, and no.
Klaus: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…
Ben: Even more humiliating than—
Klaus: Let’s not do this today, Benji.
Ben: You still don’t understand what happened in Ocean’s Eleven!
Klaus: It’s a complicated film.
Ben: It really isn’t!
Five: That was my sarcastic voice.
Klaus: You know it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Five: I’ve been told that.
Klaus: Did Dave just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Ben: Yeah, he did.
Klaus:…and did I do finger guns back?
Ben: Yeah, you did.
luna and klaus have the same energy but different vibe
Dave: Klaus do the thing, the cute thing
Klaus: *exists*
Dave, in awe: Holy shit
Klaus: Did you know In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can’t flow. God I wish I was an astronaut
Luther:
Luther: Who the fuck invited you
Diego: Shut up and let him talk.
Reginald: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Klaus: Huh, can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
Luther: sit up straight
Klaus: HOW DARE YOU! I will sit as gay as I please
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-Umbrella Academy-
Finished watching S2~~~
