#tua klaus
five: i hate you with every inch of my being
diego: thats not alot of inches
klaus: *cackling* you should NOT have said that
klaus: you need to remember to love yourself.
ben: but don’t you hate yourself?
klaus: yes but this is about you, stay focused.
klaus: *gets pulled over by a cop*
klaus: officer, i’m colorblind. i didn’t know it was a red light.
cop: okay, but you stole this car.
dave: i need you
klaus: for?
dave: -ever.
klaus: *voice cracking* oH.
klaus and five are both the wine aunts but consider:
five as the classy red-wine aunt who could kill you with a raised eyebrow
klaus as the actually addicted aunt who is just the butt of all the jokes- oh wait
thats just the plot, sorry ignore me
my headcanons for the hargreeves siblings:
luther- straight, also never bothered trying anything else bc thE MOON
diego- bi boi, he just likes b a d a s s e s
allison- straight but girls are super pretty and she’d try it out if the right one showed up
klaus- ultimate pan, also open to a poly relationship bc he rlly likes comfort cuddles
five- he’s ace, bc after all those years alone he just can’t deal with people and hasn’t ever been interested
ben- gay but he died too early to ever have fun
vanya- biromanic but in all honesty, pretty people scare her and she’d rather not
ben: you’re an idiot.
klaus: thanks, why tho?
Watching Disney.
klaus: please?
diego: no.
klaus: pretty please?
diego: no.
klaus: *pouting*
diego: *heavy sigh* fine.
klaus: *puts mickey mouse ears on diego*
criminal: we have your brother.
diego: which one?
criminal: uh, wears skirts? talks to himself? smudged eyeliner?
diego: ah, you’ll bring him back within the hour.
criminal: what?
diego: trust me.
diego: *hangs up.*
I feel like Vanya is the person to apologise to a mannequin if she bumps into it.
On the other end of the scale, Klaus is the person who strokes the clothing on a mannequin before realising it is a real person.
Luther: sit up straight
Klaus: HOW DARE YOU! I will sit as gay as I please
-Umbrella Academy-
Finished watching S2~~~
klaus: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?
vanya:strong
diego:weak
five: an idiot is what you are