#heros of olympus

Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Drew: what am I?

Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut

Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man

Frank: I wanna take him to red robins

*The 7 at a themepark*

Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!

*Piper after a night out* :

*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*

Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis

*Percy and Annabeth in the car*

Percy: Road work ahead?!

Percy: Yeah, I sure hope it does!!

Percy:Boo!

Grover:STAWP

Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!

Annabeth: Ahhh shit

Hazel: *stares in disbelief*

Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine

Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.

obligatory birthday girl post

*Percy texting Sally*

Percy: There was a fire at school today.

Sally: Did you start it?

Zeus: I ask you to be respectful.

Percy: I politely decline.

*trying to get through a door on the Argo II*

Percy: after you

Jason: no, after you

Percy: oh I insist, after you-

*Nico shoves both of them aside*

Nico: no, after me.

Chiron: so you’re an impulsive, ADHD teenager?

Percy: I’m…not actually a teenager yet. I’m 12.

Chiron: Excellent, here’s a sword.

Percy: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Percy: He pasta way.

Nico: I regret telling you my nationality.

This is your sign to go listen to the entirety of The Lightning Thief musical.

Percy: Is four followers a lot?

Annabeth: Depends.

Leo: On Instagram? No.

Nico: But in a dark alley? Yes.

there is no man on this planet i trust more than rick riordan

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Nico Di Angelo