#luther
Klaus in a horror movie
*phone rings*
Klaus: *picks it up* Hello?
Murderer: I see you
Klaus:
Murderer:
Klaus:
Murderer:
Klaus: Do I look good?
Leonard: *gets down on one knee in front of vanya*
Allison: Omg it’s finally happening
Leonard: *falls over*
Allison: The poison is kicking in
Things: *get tough*
Luther:
Me when Five turned back time after Klaus finally saw Dave again:
Klaus when he’s being tortured and the ghosties start coming out:
Anybody: Where do you see yourself in 10 years
Five:*flashbacks to the apocalypse*
Klaus: Look Ben, it’s a graveyard next to a lake.
Ben: Oh my god this is prime real estate
A kid on the street: Hey look at that man, he’s got a giant gorilla body
Luther:
Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*
Five:
Klaus: I’ve only had Dave for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
~10 months later~
Dave:*dies*
Klaus basically the next day: Wow, God? Fancy seeing you here
Klaus: You know what would be sexy. Eating food off each other.
Dave: You didn’t do the dishes did you
Klaus: not a single plate
Diego: *runs up to the down escalator coming from upstairs*
Allison: Diego that’s the wrong escalator!
Diego: NoT iF i RuN fAsT eNoUgH!!
*starts running up it*
Allison:
Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
The therapist:
Allison after she sees Klaus’ rehab bracelet:
Klaus: *does drugs in Diego’s car after Dave dies*
Diego: Ok, but just so you know, I’m judging you.
Klaus who is higher than a turtle’s life expectancy: NoT iF I JuDgE yOu FiRsT
Diego:
Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*
Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
Klaus: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?
Five: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon