#tua vanya
Vanya: You could probably pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.
White Violin Vanya:Do not fuck with me.
Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.
Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer
Klaus and Dave starGAYzing
Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.
Dave: *looks up at the stars*
Stars: Wanna make out
Dave: *looks at Klaus*
Klaus: *winks at him*
The apocalypse: *is about to come*
Reggie:
YoungLuther: Do you even exercise
Young Klaus: I’m a runner
Young Luther:Really?
Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*
Klaus:His name was Dave
Diego:
Things: *get tough*
Luther:
Klaus: Look Ben, it’s a graveyard next to a lake.
Ben: Oh my god this is prime real estate
A kid on the street: Hey look at that man, he’s got a giant gorilla body
Luther:
Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*
Five:
Klaus: I’ve only had Dave for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
~10 months later~
Dave:*dies*
Klaus basically the next day: Wow, God? Fancy seeing you here
Klaus: You know what would be sexy. Eating food off each other.
Dave: You didn’t do the dishes did you
Klaus: not a single plate
Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
The therapist:
Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*
Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
Just because I’m bored and people always need the reminder
Hi hi! I’m relatively new to the whole blogesphere, but I’ve seen a lack of Vanya love so I wanted to go ahead and make a place to post all about Vanya! I’ll probably take some time to get going, but soon I’ll be a blog dedicated to Vanya Hargreaves!
My new Fanart, what do you think?
[Do not reupload without my permission]
