#tua vanya
everyone, comforting vanya in season 2 now that they know she’s op after being assholes to her her whole life
can we all as the tua fandom collectively agree that we hate luther so I can no longer hide in fear of being online-jumped
Sissy:*does anything*
Vanya: –and my heart went O O P S
Luther: how would you guys describe Five?
Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
everyone saying vanya probably won’t get a girlfriend is making me sad….let mE PRETEND FOR A SECOND
GUYS: VANYA GETS A GIRLFRIEND AND BEN HAS SCREENTIME SEASON 2 IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!!!!
am I the only one who doesn’t know anyone irl who watches tua? it’s so annoying cuz I wanna scream about Diego hargreeves but I can’t because that’s “weird”. smh we really do live in a society.
“number seven, you’re late for supper!”
vanya is one of my favorite characters & i can’t wait to see what they do in s3! also follow me on insta :)
I CANT WAIT FOR FREAKING SEASON 2! they did such a good job on s1 i love them. anywho to umbrella academy!!
13 is a difficult age - Chapter 5 - sapphicyangchen - The Umbrella Academy (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
chapter five is out! i had to rewrite it like three times lol :,)
my headcanons for the hargreeves siblings:
luther- straight, also never bothered trying anything else bc thE MOON
diego- bi boi, he just likes b a d a s s e s
allison- straight but girls are super pretty and she’d try it out if the right one showed up
klaus- ultimate pan, also open to a poly relationship bc he rlly likes comfort cuddles
five- he’s ace, bc after all those years alone he just can’t deal with people and hasn’t ever been interested
ben- gay but he died too early to ever have fun
vanya- biromanic but in all honesty, pretty people scare her and she’d rather not
I feel like Vanya is the person to apologise to a mannequin if she bumps into it.
On the other end of the scale, Klaus is the person who strokes the clothing on a mannequin before realising it is a real person.
luther: nothing in life is free
Vanya: love is free
Five: knowledge is free
Klaus: everything is free if you can run fast enough
Here’s some more Vanya Headcannons
-Vanya loves farming sims because they’re simplistic yet involve los of hard, honest work.
-Vanya needs glasses but her siblings (except Klaus) mocked her for wearing them so she now wears contacts.
-Loves a good morning jog.
-Accidentally drank a shit load of coffee trying to stay up one night and had one of the “craziest nights of her life.” Has sworn off coffee (well, that didn’t last.)
-Had a dream of being a med school student, but her father never approved, so she couldn’t pay for tuition.
-She pretends to hate hugs, but she loves hugging anyone in the vicinity.
Aaaaaaand there you go. Happy Sunday!
Happy Friday, here’s some Vanya headcannons
-Vanya’s ideal pet is a Husky Malamute. (She loves big dogs)
-She needs to adhere to a very strict schedule she put in place herself. If she strays from her routine too much it causes emotional chaos.
-She (quietly, self consciously) sings in the shower. Don’t say that, though. She’ll deny it.
-Can cook a MEANomelette.
-Listens to Daughter and Blink-182. Religiously.
-Shops at the men’s section in stores, and panics and says she “shops for her brother” when people look at her funny. It doesn’t help.
Teacher Vanya HC
Vanya mentioned in episode 2 that the majority of her students were kids, right? That leaves little to no doubt in my mind that Vanya is amazing with kids. She has a bunch of juice boxes and fruit snacks for them (though some students enjoy it more than others) and she is very patient and helpful when her students express struggle when learning.
The sympathetic and understanding look she gives Leonard multiple times through the show (ex. When he seems distraught about the photo of himself and his dad at the cabin) she perfected with her students.
Conclusion: Vanya is a great teacher.
I get really sad every time I think about the look of fear on Allison’s face when she first saw Vanya’s powers
Just because I’m bored and people always need the reminder
I made more
And, my personal favourite:
Five and Vanya
ben: i thought you were better than this!
klaus: really? …. why?
diego: mama might’ve raised an emotionally awkward man-child with self-esteem issues, but she dIDN’T RAISE NO QUITTER
klaus: they say seventy percent of the human body is made of H₂O
klaus: well the other thirty percent of me wants₂die
five: i told you, i’m fine. why the hell do you keep asking?
allison: you had ten cups of coffee in two minutes
dave: so how do you feel about all this? about us?
klaus, checking his mood ring: uh, i feel green i guess
diego: god, i hate everyone in this fucking house
luther: you’re in the house you know
diego: bitch i said everyONE not everyTEN
diego: klaus, why is there a horse in the living room
klaus: he wouldn’t fit in the kitchen
diego: that’s not what i- whY the FUCK is there a goat in the bathroom?!?
klaus: he was bullying the horse! what else was i supposed to do??
klaus: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?
vanya:strong
diego:weak
five: an idiot is what you are
dave: i love you
klaus: *holds up uno reverse card*
five: i’m off dessert
also five: *eats sixteen peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches in two seconds flat*
klaus: well, change is inedible.
five: i think you mean inevitable.
klaus, spitting out a quarter:nope
police officer: license and registration, please.
klaus: okay, here
police officer:
klaus:
police officer: this is a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card
diego:bitch
luther:blocked
diego: wait, unblock me i need to tell you something
luther:unblocked
diego:bitch
