#gods and goddesses
(Sighs) I keep thinking how all the Thirteen Primes were/are essentially war deities.
I keep thinking how Megatronus and Prima are supposed to be foils of one another, and how Primus created Megatronus to have closer nature to Unicron in order to understand and defeat him. (But are Primus and Unicron not brother-twins as well? Opposites and Equals?)
I keep thinking about Megatronus Prime and what it means to be Fallen.
I keep thinking that perhaps there was something else hidden within the fallout between all of them, especially since there were hints of how allegiances were divided among them. How the death of Solus is only spun as a great tragedy by someone else’s hand when perhaps it could have been a triumph of her own making. She was held to the current day as the Greatest Artificer, especially in a time where Magic and Science was at the height of its power, so who’s to say she didn’t have a vision?
I keep thinking how Megatronus Prime Fell, and how he could have found himself upon a younger Earth; how Unicron, even deep in the throes of his slumber is still spiteful enough to take away his brother’s creation and remake him into his own. Despite Megatronus is already a strange reflection of him by Primus’ hand.
Basically I keep thinking how Megatronus would wander across the Earth, held to be born by the merciless sea -Vengeance and Violence, Rage and Ruin, War incarnate by the various peoples.
And I really want Megatronus, either as a mech or a reborn deity with broken memories interact with other gods and beings. Like you cannot tell me that Megatronus won’t have a long-time love affair with both Aphrodite and Hephaestus to the point that Megatronus is confused for Ares and Aglaea.
Megatronus finds comfort in the craftsmen’s burning, rough hands and in the goddess’s playful eyes and quick words. (Liege Maximo was recorded to have close friendships to Megatronus and Solus. Who’s to say he wasn’t closerto them?)
Megatronus would have a total bromance with Ares, a steady friend in Hermes, be Very Complicated with Athena, and absolutely throw hands with Zeus.
And they all question Megatronus’ relationship with Amphitrite. No one knows that she was Oceana and Oceanus, and many, many others - the sea always constant even with its ever-shifting waters, the source of all life and the death of many. She was there when Megatronus was found and reborn.
I’M DYINGGGGGGGGGG
If they were friends, they would be ELITE
Athena: I am NOT sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy
Eros: I don’t like interrupting booty calls. That’s just rude.
Aphrodite: Eros doesn’t understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps making people fall in love
Zeus: Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hermes: I need a hoe opinion
Aphrodite: go on
Poseidon: i pushed Zeus in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left Hades downtown.
Athena: did you go back and get him?
Poseidon: nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Hera: Zeus just said “I can’t wait to penetrate you tomorrow” I sat in silence for a second…he attempted to save it by saying “I can’t wait to enter you”.
Apollo: Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dionysus: is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hades: I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Eros: I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn’t scream romantic idk what does
wrathofset-deactivated20211217:
In my defense, no one told me I couldn’t just walk up to deities and start asking them questions.
My entire practice is built around doing exactly this
My first question is usually something akin to “What the fuck was THAT??”
I’m usually very prompt with “um excuse me but who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?”
My first interaction with my primary deity was just me, a novice witch, sitting down and going, “Hey, can we have a chat? I have questions.”
Which is why it bugs me so much when I see posts telling novice witches not to interact with deities until they’ve been practicing for x years. Bullshit. Start a conversation.