#vanya hargreeves
luther:how would you rate your pain?
klaus:0/10.
luther:how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus:as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus:very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks
allison: you’re like school in july
leonard:
allison: no class
diego: patch talks in her sleep sometimes. it’s adorable
patch, sleeping: fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not
klaus: things i want- snuggles
also klaus: things i receive- struggles
allison: i don’t dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.
klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
five:
klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight
five:
klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU’LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-
five: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?
five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-
klaus:SMAD
*debating*
luther: *finishes argument*
reginald: your turn, number two.
diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit
grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say
diego: what up?
klaus: who dis be?
five: no, he’s dead. this is his son.
allison: i think luther is in trouble.
diego: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i’m being honest.
diego: who ate all the powdered donuts
allison, staring at klaus: i think i might have an idea
klaus, covered in white powder: it wasn’t me!
diego: you’re literally covered in the powder!
klaus: …. it’s cocaine
~ Later ~
diego: oh, the donuts were in the fridge.
diego:
diego:
diego:KLAUS
klaus, in bed, half asleep:*sneezes*
ben, from under the bed: bless you
klaus:….satan?
Vanya: Whats the best way to diss an adult
Diego: O K B O O M E R
Vanya: what if they’re not a boomer though
Klaus: *hits blunt* Boomer isn’t an age it’s a state of mind
Vanya: You could probably pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you.
White Violin Vanya:Do not fuck with me.
Klaus: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy
Klaus: And my heart has been severely damaged
Klaus: *trying to summon Dave’s ghost* so Dave if you’re out there
YoungLuther: Do you even exercise
Young Klaus: I’m a runner
Young Luther:Really?
Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*
Klaus: What’re you doing Five
Five: *writing in a journal* Making a hit list of everybody taller than me
Klaus: Cool! Am I on it
Five: Dont worry you’re sixth on it
Allison: Klaus you need to stop
Klaus: *rubbing glitter from the floor onto his face* BuT.. I mUsT b E FabUlOus
Diego: Who needs friends? I’ve got knives!!
Diego: *reaches for knife*
Diego:I…
Diego: i ran out of knives
Klaus on his time in Vietnam and his childhood: