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Apollo:for the last time, a frog cant steal your credit card information

Dionysus: You dont know what they are capable of!

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War And Homos@incorrectgreekmyths
Tue, 22 Feb 2022 07:07:04

Ares, texting hermes: Yo!

Ares: My girl said that your post are the funniest

Ares: so i wanted to let you know that i wish all the violence upon you

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War And Homos@incorrectgreekmyths
Thu, 10 Feb 2022 10:08:38

Ares, staring dramatically at the horizon: We’re born alone and we die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget that fact but I never forget.

Athena, not looking up from her book: Aphrodite left three minutes ago.

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Tue, 10 May 2022 11:16:24

Poseidon: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Hades, deadpan: Wow I can’t wait to go home and see some snoteleks.

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Mon, 02 May 2022 19:50:42

Hermes: Hey, Athena?

Athena:Yes?

Hermes: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Athena:

Athena:

Athena: Where’s Apollo?

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Fri, 25 Mar 2022 20:27:13

Poseidon: Listen, you’re not gonna believe me—

Hades: Is it because you’re about to lie?

Poseidon:Yes

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Mon, 14 Mar 2022 23:47:24

Athena: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Hermes: FORTY FIVE SECONDS????

Athena: NO, FOUR TO FIVE—

Hermes: TOO LATE!

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Thu, 03 Mar 2022 21:22:07

Apollo: You bought a taco?

Ares:Yes.

Apollo: From the same truck that hit hermes?

Ares, with a mouthful of taco: Well me starving isn’t gonna help him.

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hello greek mythology folks@loloisafangirl
Mon, 21 Feb 2022 12:37:49

Artemis, going through Aphrodite’s suitcase: What’s this? I said take only what you need to survive!

Aphrodite: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer, and I can’t live without it!

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Tue, 05 May 2020 21:30:39

Persephone: Why are Zeus and Poseidon sitting back to back?

Hades: They got into a fight.

Persephone: Why are they holding hands?

Hades: Poseidon gets sad when they fight.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Tue, 05 May 2020 01:31:03

Hestia: How do you do that? Act like Persephone being married to Hades doesn’t bother you?

Demeter: Step 1: bottle emotions

Hestia:…

Demeter: Step 2: two shots of whiskey

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Mon, 04 May 2020 12:58:15

Ares: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguements with you anymore, starting now.

Apollo:

Apollo: Aphrodite is average looking

Ares: wha-average?! Have yoU SEEN HER???

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Mon, 04 May 2020 02:00:40

Dionysus: you call it a near death experience…

Hermes: we call it a vibe check from God.

Athena: [eye twitches]

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sun, 03 May 2020 11:43:09

Dionysus, on the phone: Hey Artemis, I need to borrow $5000.

Artemis: Why the hell do you need to borrrow $5000?

Dionysus: For an escape room.

Artemis: What kind of escape room costs $5000?!

Dionysus:

Dionysus:jail

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 02 May 2020 14:09:32

Poseidon: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hestia: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Zeus: Three of us saw it, Hestia. How do you explain that?!

Hestia: *points to Hades* sleep deprivation *points to Poesidon* doesn’t want to be left out *points to Zeus* Delusional personality disorder.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Fri, 01 May 2020 12:33:44

Poseidon and Athena: *running up to each other* *doing a really long and complicated handshake*

Poseidon, deadpan: you’re so annoying. I hate you so much

Athena: I’ve never met anyone weaker and uglier than you.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:48:44

Hera: Did you have to stab him?

Ares: You didn’t hear what he said to me!

Hera, over Ares’ bullshit: What did he say?

Ares: “What are you gonna do, stab me?!”

Hera:

Ares:

Hera:

Zeus: That’s fair

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:07:55

Zeus: Do you remember when we were married?

Metis: I hate your queen.

Zeus: Good times, good times.

Metis: You were my favorite husband…

Zeus:…

Metis:…

Zeus: I cannot even begin to tell you how sad that is.

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sun, 26 Apr 2020 22:32:02

Aphrodite: Did it hurt?-

Hephaestus:Yes

Aphrodite: You didn’t wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part?!

Hephaestus: Everything hurts

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 25 Apr 2020 19:03:01

Hades: My kink is people caring about me and want to hear what I have to say

Apollo: Too unrealistic

Apollo: Just settle for bondage like the rest of us

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:22:47

Hades: So pizza?

Persephone: Yeah, fuck later?

Hades:yeah

Persephone:cool

Hades:cool

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Greek Memes@greek-memes
Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:03:48
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