#marvel incorrect quotes
Steve: Did you just flirt with me?
Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.
Tony: Harley, we need to talk about-
Harley: The building was already on fire when I got there.
Tony:What?
Harley:What?
*trying to break into Steve’s house*
Sam: It’s locked!
Bucky: What do you mean it’s locked?
Sam: What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? When I say it’s locked, it’s locked! How many definitions of ‘locked’ are there?
Bruce: This coffee is very hot.
Clint:Yes.
Natasha: So you wouldn’t pour it on your body.
Clint:Correct.
Steve: So you wouldn’t pour it down your thro-
Clint, already drinking it: Oh shit that ouches!
Clint: I overslept.
Kate: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon.
Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.
Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!
Scott: What?! How did you know?!
Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.
Scott:
Hope: I even had to pick it up once.
Scott: … I was nervous, okay?
Thor: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s in here.
Thor: *puts his hand on his chest*
Thor:Muscles.
Natasha: I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.
Steve: You never apologize.
Natasha: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.
*Avengers Walk into the living room*
Loki: Welcome, fellow idiots.
Y/N: Hello, Loki!
Loki, with heart eyes: No, no, not you, you’re not an idiot.
Y/N: You underestimate me.
Stephen: It’s dark in here.
Y/N: Don’t worry dude I got this!
Y/N: *Stomps their feet*
Y/N: *Skechers light up*
Stephen:
Stephen:*Pats Y/N on the head* and this is why I married you.
Peter: Are you laughing at that video of Bucky and Rocket fighting?
Tony:No.
Y/N: We’re laughing at the comments.
Natasha: Y/N, you’ll be working with Steve and Bucky.
Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Y/N: …Of people on a team.
Sam, to Y/N: Have you seen Bucky?
Y/N: No, but I’ll get him for you!
Sam: Nah, it’s ok I’ll-
Y/N: *Screams* FUCK YA LIFE!
Bucky, from the bathroom: BING BONG!
Sam:…
Sam: Who showed him TikTok?
Y/N: I did! You should’ve seen him the other day!
Sam: What’d he do the other day?
Y/N: He was making a TikTok video of himself swinging his arm around in circles and he was going so fast that he started to get lifted off the ground so I put the “helicopter helicopter” sound over it. It was hilarious.
Bucky, walking in: Yeah. It was hilarious till Steve tried to grab my leg and pull me back down.
Y/N: Then Bucky started swinging his arm faster and they both kept going while Steve was screaming “don’t drop me!” then they landed in the zoo and got banned.
Y/N, and Bucky at each other: *Starts laughing hysterically*
Sam, slowly walking out: I'ma head out.
Y/N, and Bucky: BING BONG!
Y/N, to Bucky and Sam: And then I kicked h-
Hydra agent across the field: *Screaming* hey! I can see you!
Y/N: Shit. Hide!
*Y/N, Bucky and Sam hides*
Y/N: *Screams back* can you see me now?!
Hydra agent: *Signs*Yes!
Y/N: *Whispers* damn it.
Y/N: *Hides behind a tree*now?!
Hydra agent: *Sighs louder* oh my- YES!
Y/N: *Screams* do I at least look good?!
Sam, and Bucky:*Wheezing in the background*
Sam, to Bucky: *Nudges Buckys arm* Go wake Y/N, we need to leave soon.
Bucky: Uh, no! Are you crazy?!
Sam: Why not? *Smirks* are you afraid of Y/N?
Bucky: Hell yeah! You weren’t there the last time I had to wake them up!
Sam: *Confused* It can’t be that bad.
Bucky: Last time I woke Y/N up from sleeping they suplexed me into the table!
Y/N, who’s been awake from hearing Bucky yell: Well next time I’m sleeping comfortably on the table leave me alone.
Bucky: *Screams*
Loki:You look so cute when you’re angry…
Y/N:*glares at him*
Loki:Okay, not when you’re angry with me…
Bucky:What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time ?
Zemo: The car takes a screenshot.
Y/N & Sam: Pull over and let us out of the car RIGHT NOW!
Peter: HEY HEY!
Tony (whispering): shhh, Morgan’s sleeping.
Peter (whispering):sorry.
Tony (whispering): what’s up?
Peter(whispering): there’s a fire-
Sam: This is killing me.
Bucky: Good. Die
Sam: Bucky…
Bucky: Oh no, ‘Bucky’ in b-flat.
Bucky: You’re disappointed.
