#greek mythology
Nyx: Don’t torture yourself Erebus
Nyx: That’s my job
Erebus: Oh Nyx
Aphrodite: *hugging Apollo from behind* I love you so much
Aphrodite: But if you take my lipstick again I will kill you
Apollo: *walks into an art museum*
Apollo: I’m here to donate myself
Athena: The path to inner peace begins with four words
Athena: Not my fucking problem
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Four and a half stars. This was so moving and beautiful. I read a few reviews that complained the protagonist and narrator, Tally, was too hard to empathize with because she’s so analytical, but I never felt even a hint of that. I loved the whole story. (Also, the cover is gorgeous.)
Even readers who don’t know a thing about astronomy (like myself) or Greek myths (not like myself) will be able to follow the story. It’ll be difficult to see where the plot is going, but seriously, just trust the author because she’ll get you through it in one piece.
Overall: this is an excellent read that hit all my happy buttons–friendship, growing up, stumbling around and trying to figure out Emotions while being utterly mortified by them, Greek myths, weird small towns where mystical things start to happen, and an utter lack of angst over the main character’s bisexuality. I received my copy for free at Y'All West (May 2016), but having finished the book, I would say it is absolutely worth whatever you have to pay to get your hands on a copy.
A swan between facing Sirens. Side B of an Attic black-figure neck-amphora, by the Painter of Vatican 309 (circle of Lydos); ca. 560-550 BCE. Thought to come from Etruria; now in the Museo nazionale etrusco di Villa Giulia, Rome. Photo credit: ArchaiOptix/Wikimedia Commons.
achilles every time ppl offered him girl servants to spend the night with in phthia:
Hadestown (Original Broadway Cast Recording) is coming. :)
“Reeve Carney has an otherworldly voice.” - Time Out New York.
And we could live in that world forever. #Hadestown
greek myths retellings are IN so when will a woman write a dramatic book on icarus and apollo ?
Request are OPEN!
Yandere Aphrodite x Reader
- She’s stunning, draped in the finest robes, accentuating every curve. Hair a curly mess that demands you to play with, ever so kissable lips, and eyes that burn into you. She truly is beautiful… and ripped?
- It’s little known of the Goddess’s origins, but what is known she first met her brothers and sisters when her cult took shore in Greece. Too bad that, at the time, she was a godess of beauty, love, motherhood, and… war.
- After all, love is war, and what’s war without captives?
- She’s kind and sweet. Allowing you to get away with murder, so to speak. But as time continues, her patience wares thin. No longer allowing her beloved to struggle, the wrath of Aphrodite is used frequently.
- “Come here, Love.” She waits barely a minute before lashing out. “I said come you petulant child. I have half the mind to send you hurtling down this forsaken mountain.” When you rush into her arms it takes but a moment for her to revert back to cooing and petting your hair.
- When she must act in any official capacity, she always has you squarely in her lap. She doesn’t care that your arms covered in burns and bruises, or how you shake like a leaf, she lives to sho you off.
- While she’s busy, she usually has her estranged husband take care of you. Hephaestus seems to not mind your presence, or how the goddess dotes on you. He just likes to see his wife happy.
- You’ll beg him to free you, and he’ll just continue to work in his forge as he hammers another lightning bolt. His smile is ever present and he seems to be so smitten with Aphrodite, that he’ll watch his wife’s pet.
- Just, don’t insult her. He wont kill you, but you’d be wishing for death by the time he is done with you.
- Pulling finger nails, pulling and replacing teeth, sticking various body parts into the burning forge all common punishments.
- Aphrodite only tuts when she sees the state of you. “Been a bad girl for Hephy, now?” She smiles, picking you up and waving goodbye to her husband. All while whispering “He might of gotten his revenge, but I can’t have you shitting on my image. You reflect me, and I will not allow some mortal scum ruin me, no matter how adorable. Expect this to continue when we get home”