dankmemeuniversity:

ana after i “recover” for a while:

*binges then proceeds to start the abc diet*

okay but is ur bmi lower than Hello kitty’s

anas tryna convince themselves rice cakes and black coffee is delicous

i am perfectly Fine

hey bitches guess whos back and fatter then ever!!hahahahhahahhahhahahahhhahahahahhahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHhaahaahh

no nut november? more like no calories november hahaha

day one: failed

my bed when it’s halloween:

2016 me: ana is beautiful. skip dinner wake up thinner. everyone will like me when i’m skinny

me now: how much diet coke will kill me

me on my way to do activities i don’t wanna do but it’ll waste time so i don’t have to eat:

me drinking salsa from the bottle cause it’s yummy: mmm zero calories

brain: actually-

me a little louder: mMMM ZERO CALORIES

me: why am I always trembling and I feel like I’m gonna faint?

also me: *nothing but water, black coffee and chewing gum for two days and a half*

me: I really wonder Why

my sensible brain: actually, starving is not the correct way to loose weight as you body enters a ‘starvation mode’ and your metabolis-

my ed: no food = no fat

my sensible brain: u right I’m sorry my bad

Gotta love constantly hating yourself ✌️

crystal-candy101:

Passed out today cuz I’ve been drinking Diet Coke for the past two weeks and the first time I drank water was to purge ✌️ I’m such a health icon

If you guys want a really low cal dinner recipe try ratatouille, it’s honestly amazing and one of my favorite safe foods ☺️ this is the “stew” kind so if you want to make it all fancy you can, here’s the recipe

Veggies

-1 egg plant

-2 zucchini’s

-2 yellow squashes

-2 Roma tomatoes

Sauce

-olive oil

-4 cloves minced garlic

-1 diced onion

-salt, pepper, and thyme to taste

-2 oz can diced tomatoes

-2 oz can tomato sauce

-as much basil as you want, it’s 0 cal

Cooking

-preheat the oven to 375° Fahrenheit (190° Celsius)

-add the olive oil in a small pot and cook the onion and garlic until the onion is soft, then mix in the thyme. Add the diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, and basil, then stir. Take out a food processor (or blender, it doesn’t matter) and add the sauce to it. Blend until semi smooth, and put it back into the pot to let it simmer

-cut the vegetables into chunks and set them in a baking dish

-pour on the sauce and mix together

-cover the dish with foil and bake for 40 minutes, then uncover it and bake for another 20 minutes

144 cals per serving (makes 8)

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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

As long as you’re under 18 and aren’t asking about weird or pervy shit please

I tried watching Starving In Suburbia and I honestly hated it so much I’m half tempted to like make a full on rant video about it

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