So, I’m almost 48 hours into a fast and I’ve literally lost a pound in a day!!!! I haven’t felt this euphoric in forever!!! Manifesting this feeling for all of you, I know you deserve it
IM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY DECLINE I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN TRY THAT
YOU CAN’T KNOW IT’S BAD IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED IT, BUG!!
I KNOW WHAT NUTELLA TASTES LIKE AND I KNOW WHAT GREEN BELL PEPPERS TASTE LIKE AND MY TONGUE SAYS N O
I’m going to block all of you and move to a cave
its been two weeks since you moved into your cave. you’re now running low on the bag of safe foods you brought with you because you didn’t think this through very well. “at least i’m finally safe now…” you say to yourself as you arrange your comfy rock bed.
you hear breathing behind you and turn around to see@purpleskiesandcryingovercals holding a jar of nutella and a green bell pepper. “you can’t know it’s bad if you’ve never tried it :)” she says as she tries to feed you a bite
you realize you could never escape - no matter how far you ran.
I love you and will kill you for this
DO IT, I DESERVE IT
As Purpleskies draws closer, preparing to strangle me with the poison she calls ‘Nutella on bell peppers’, time slows to a halt. It is as though my life is flashing before my eyes, my doom unavoidable.
I realise then, that the cave I have been inhabiting alone for all this time, was not empty at all. Behind the rocks, the far end of the cave, another dwells. He tries to run, to escape the fate that I have been condemned to, but it is too late.
“I see you, @a-bug-with-an-ed won’t you have some too?” They say, smiling sweetly as though it can conceal the villainy that radiates from their very bones.
“No,”@a-bug-with-an-ed gasps, horrified, “Never, not over my dead body.”
But alas, nobody can escape the fate of nutella on bell pepper. Not even @a-bug-with-an-ed
Okay, so, I’m a bit of a stoner and when I smoke, I get hardcore munchies. I’m trying to restrict while smoking daily and it’s really hard to manage both at the same time, does anyone have any tips to help surpress appetite?
