#harry potter incorrect quotes
ron: guys, we have a problem-
harry: it was malfoy
draco, offended: i have been sitting next to you all afternoon
harry: sorry, force of habit
Meanwhile, what other students talked about that weren’t in the book
Stud A : This ink keeps on spilling, wish we have something to replace this quills
Stud B : Have you heard of a pen? Muggles use those
Stud B : Pen? Is it edible?
Stud A : My friends got knocked out on the quidditch field
Stud B : Are they okay?
Stud A : They don’t remember me now
Stud A : You owe me ten galleons
Stud B :*giving A 100 galleons*
Stud A : Do you think it’s too much?
Stud B : I don’t know, I can’t do math
Stud A : How do babies born?
Stud B : Uh, i though they fall from the sky?
Stud A : I though i was apparating to my parents’ house when i was a baby. Don’t remember doing that, though
Stud A : I heard those muggleborns laughing on a piece of block. They should be admitted to st mungo’s
Stud B : Some of them talk to the block! What a weird creature
Stud A : Man, poor that new professor
Stud B : What happened?
Stud A : Fell off the grand stair case on the first day. Never be seen again
Harry Potter and Taylor Swift’s Songs
Dumbledore : The old dumb dumb can’t come to the phone right now, ‘cause he’s dead! *dead*
Harry : I think he did it but i just can’t prove it *looking at draco aggresively*
Ron: Knew he was a killer first time that i saw him
Hermione : It’s death by a thousand cuts!
Y/n : OOOOHHHH GODDAMN!
Snape : He did it
Harry : How’s one to know?
Snape : Wind in my hair, i was there, i remember it all too weeeeellllll
Harry : Why did you become a death eaters malfoy?
Draco :Potter-
Harry : Tell me why!
Draco :
Draco : Ain’t nothing but a heartache?
Harry : *singing dramatically* Teeeellll me why
Draco :*singing in confusion* Ain’t nothing but a mistake
Your girl is going to be a second year student in a couple months!
Although they share the same name which is Aurora Ranvier, her traits are 100% different than how i portrayed her as y/n here and in my drawings. This Aurora is everything that tumblr Aurora isn’t. She’s grumpy, sensitive, hot headed, quiet, awkward, but she’s quite bright. While tumblr Aurora is as chaotic as the twins.
I wanted to do some character development throughout her times at Hogwarts. She’s pretty adventurous, but she is nowhere fearless, she’s scared of ghost. I would love to share her background stories here as well in the form of fanfic. But for now, here’s first year Aurora and second year Aurora side by side
Oh, if you’re wondering what’s this is about, she’s a character that I created on Hogwarts.io orrrrrr if you are French, you could visit poudlard.fr instead
Umbridge : The earth is flat
McGonagall : No Dolores, it is round
Umbridge : Flat as a board
McGonagall : Round as a ball
Y/n : Stop body shamming the poor earth!
Sirius : We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on, that’s who we really are
Y/n : I choose you, the darkling
Harry : Wrong fandom! Besides, you already have George!
Brb, i’ll be obsessing over the darkling
Just wanna share an illustration of a nice picnic at the owlery before the owls start to shit all over the food
Death Eaters : We’re holding you for ransom!
Ron : Oh no
Harry : How much is the ransom?
Death Eaters : 500.000 galleons
Hermione : That’s absurd!
Y/n : Yeah! That’s absurd!
Y/n : Can you raise it? I’m worth so much more than that
Ron, Harry, Hermione, Death Eaters :
Harry : I’m nervous about today’s quidditch match
Y/n : Against what house?
Harry :Slytherin
Y/n : Don’t worry, snakes have no arms
Draco : I HEARD THAT! *Slithering to the great hall*
George Weasley would be so proud of me.. I AM A QUIDDITCH PLAYER AND A BEATER
With Stamina of 4/10 and strength 5/10
I swear the bludger won’t even move an inch when i hit it
Mcgonagall : I have a very important mission for all of you! Severus,Fred, George, Y/n
Snape : Me included?
Mcgonagall : Yes! Silence, Severus!
Y/n : What do you want us to do?
Fred : Whatever that is-
George : We will accept!
Snape : I WILL NOT ACC-
Mcgonagall : Prank Umbridge for me
Snape : I would love to do it and will do it right now
Triwizard tournament first task
Dragon : Roar roar!
Harry :*standing nervously*
Hermione : YOUR WAND HARRY! USE YOUR WAND!
Harry :*throw his wand at the dragon*
Sorry i was just so busy these couple dayssssss and super long delays on answering your asks :((((((
Y/n : Hermione, please do something with my book
Hermione : What is wrong with it?
Y/n : George charmed it, at first it was sweet, now my eardrums can’t take it anymore
Hermione :*opening the book*
Book :
Y/n : I think Remus has an unhealthy obsession towards chocolate
Remus : I am not obsessed with it!
Sirius : Did you forget when James shit on his pants back in first year because of you!?
Remus : I just want to buy your chocolate!
Sirius : IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!
Y/n : What happened?
Sirius : THIS HAPPENED!!
Lily: What are we doing here?
James: Buy yourself anything you want, Lils. It’s all on me.
Lily: But this card says Severus Snape…
James: It does? Must’ve grabbed the wrong one..
James: Oh well, I guess it’s fate. Let’s go!
James: good morning starshine, the earth says hello
remus: shut the fuck up
Sirius: remember how I said James and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Remus: yes
Sirius: well, we’re in jail
Remus: *hangs up*
Sirius: Can you help me pick out a Halloween costume?
Remus: Sure, what are your options?
Sirius: I’m torn between a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, or a sexy nun.
Remus: Don’t you have something that isn’t sexy?
Sirius: I could dress up as Peter. I’m sure that will really scare people.
Peter: Hey!
James: Hey!
Sirius: what is love?
Peter: an emotional minefield
Remus: a neurochemical reaction
James: BABY DONT HURT ME-